Long time no see, blogging community! I'm sorry for the unexplained absence; a whole lot of life happened to me very hard and very fast. I chose to abandon ship on basically everything and go into battery-saver mode, which seems to have paid off: all is well, all is handled, and all is squared away. It's a brave new world, lads.
In other news, I'm on Twitter now. So if anyone wants to leave their information in the comments, I'd be grateful to you. I'm lost and desolate without the blogging community. Go ahead and stick in any other social media links you want to show off, too!