You’ll all be pleased to know today is National Be Late For Something today. You might think I’m making this up to excuse missing a post, but I beg to differ. Look it up.

True to form, though, this post was supposed to go up last night. I just happened to be untangling some messy dialogue in one of my drafts, and thought I might as well wait until I had a national excuse to switch out the post that was going to go up with some microprompts for writing unexpected switches. Go forth, twist your plots, and be fashionably late to something!

• Witches
• Interest
• Thief indeed
• Wives and captains
• As a brother
• Dressing up
• Truffles and sweets