Well, spring sprang, and now it’s time for summer to sum. In homage to all the tomfoolery your local hooligans will get up to now that school is out, here are seven questionable story starters to pass the season with.

Use them as theme challenges, idea-sparkers, or must-inserts, in any order or variety. Also, don’t forget to start preparing for Camp Nano in July!

• Underestimating value
• A little below
• Crossed wires
• Snaking
• Common taboo
• See nothing but him
• Good times with bad people